© 2008 Fruitcup Enterprises

Here at Fruitcup Enterprises (Australian Insurance Division) we're working hard 24 hours a day to bring you the best insurance available.

Well, not really 24 hours a day. People have to sleep you know. I get about six hours a night myself, so I guess that makes it 18 hours a day. And of course, we're not working every second that we're awake. Seriously, people need to commute, and eat, and shower, and all that stuff.

Plus we have to let the cleaners in at some point. Otherwise the place would be a pigsty. You should see what those kids from the creche did in the lunch room the other day. Germs everywhere! GERMS! GERMS! GERMS! Actually, that reminds me, I really should hire some more cleaners.

And of course, sometimes we just need to get away from it all. This place will drive you crazy if you don't escape every now and then. When I think about how my poor father worked himself to death for you people. It just makes me angrier and angrier! Oh, no, I think my angina's playing up again! Ah, God help me! I can't feel my left arm!

But aside from all that, we here at Fruitcup Enterprises are working hard, a good six to eight hours a week, to bring you the best insurance available.

Enjoy our new website,

Garfield Ulysses Fruitcup III

Managing Director